Are You A Caffeine Addict?

The following is taken from a web site called E. D. Foods, Inc. Their article may be of interest to you if you have that 4th or 5th cup of java every day. Here is a take off and some humor as well.

"How many of you have had a cup of coffee today? How about a soft drink? Chocolate? An Excedrin? All of the above products have one thing in common: They all contain caffeine.

As the world's most consumed drug, caffeine is an integral part of most people's daily lives. What most people don't realize is how much caffeine they consume. With serving sizes on the rise (super sized soft drinks, extra tall lattes, king sized chocolate bars), it's no wonder that more and more people are developing serious dependencies on this drug." Go here to finish reading.

Humor

-You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse

-You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using a timer

-You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House"

-You are employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there

-All your kids are named "Joe"

-You don't sweat, you percolate

-You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug

-You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

-You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers

-The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you

-Starbucks owns the mortage on your house

-Instant coffee takes too long

-When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop"

-You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life

-You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

-Your Thermos is on wheels

-You have a conniption over spilled milk

-You don't tan, you roast

-You don't get mad, you get steamed

-You can't even remember your second cup

-You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate

-Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

-Juan Valdez sends you a thank you card

*** Bonus Joke: A man went to his psychiatrist and said "Everytime I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye." The psychiatrist said "Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"***